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Do you ever look back upon this story, this mission to collect three great curses, and wonder how our heroes got in this mess? Well, the answer is these guys.

They’re here, they’re queer, and they don’t care if you volunteer; they work for the queen and so do you. Meet Bagheera and Risk, professional con men and the first NPCs our heroes tangled with.

Character art by Irene Campos (@Iara_art)!

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This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.

Note: These shirts are fitted, so if you like a looser fit you may want to size up! Comparing the size chart to the dimensions of a shirt you already love is the best way to get the fit you want.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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