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Finger Guns Hoodie


Finger guns: a sure-fire way to make an awkward situation even more awkward.

Show love for your favorite Guardian and jumpstart confusing conversations with this hoodie. If anyone asks “what the heck is that” you can make it more awkward by… well. Just think of Pax and you’ll know what to do.

Art by @boxcar_sarah!

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Note: These hoodies are fitted, so if you like a looser fit you may want to size up! Comparing the size chart to the dimensions of a hoodie you already love is the best way to get the fit you want.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

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