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Finger Guns Tank Top


Finger guns: a sure-fire way to make an awkward situation even more awkward.

Show love for your favorite Guardian and jumpstart confusing conversations with this tank top. If anyone asks “what the heck is that” you can make it more awkward by… well. Just think of Pax and you’ll know what to do.

Art by @boxcar_sarah!

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Note: This tank top has a boxy fit with larger arm holes, like a muscle shirt! People who wear bras may find they are visible through the arm holes.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed

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