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Finger Guns T-Shirt


Finger guns: a sure-fire way to make an awkward situation even more awkward.

Show love for your favorite Guardian and jumpstart confusing conversations with this shirt. If anyone asks “what the heck is that” you can make it more awkward by… well. Just think of Pax and you’ll know what to do.

Art by @boxcar_sarah!

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This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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